kalpico:

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

esmeanne:

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

Azula had the most Big Dick Energy in all of A:TLA and nothing any of you jerks say will convince me otherwise

i’ve been convinced otherwise

relatablepoetryandquotes:

“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”

- Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (via the-book-diaries)

isiyamor:

tilthat:

TIL that after Bill Murray’s character in the 2001 film Osmosis Jones mentioned a fictitious “National Chicken Wing Festival” in Buffalo, New York, the city created a real version of the festival, and has held it every year since then.

via ift.tt

amortizing:

“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.”

— Mary Oliver
(via amortizing)

pro-gay:

adumbrant:

pro-gay:

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did